Ever wished that your plants would not only get you high but could also crack a joke or two? Well, we can’t claim to have weed that will trade banter with you, but here at New Standard, we have the next best thing.
Wildly Witty Weed Hubs
Our Cannabis Provisioning Centers are the ideal spot for comedy connoisseurs and cannabis enthusiasts to mingle in harmony. Yes, we’re a punny lot — we keep high spirits with high-quality cannabis! We aim to create an atmosphere where you can learn, explore, and discover the world of cannabis, all while having a hearty laugh.
Laughter: The Best Medicine
Pair the therapeutic joy of laughter with the myriad health benefits of cannabis, and you have the standard day at our centers. Our jolly staff keeps the atmosphere light with their “joint” efforts.
Remember, all of our centers are more than just a place to stock up on your favorite strain. They are, quite literally, budding with humor, knowledge, and the highest standard of cannabis products. Make a trip to New Standard Centers, and you’ll leave with your sides split from laughter, and your soul soothed with premium cannabis.